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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

16.06.2025 00:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

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Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

What do you think of the Black history lessons in the PBS documentary about jazz pianist-singer Hazel Scott?

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

share office space ...

Why does Islam give a bad vibe?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

In what circumstances might a chaperone be appropriate for a medical examination?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

What do you think of a parent telling their adult child to “keep their personal life to themselves” in relation to talking to them? No reason they should say that it was mean what should I do?

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Hillary thinks we must censor or "we lose total control". Why does she demand total control?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?

So, the docs changed it to read

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

I refuse to date any women that are social media influencers, content creators, TikTok celebrities, and use Only fans. Would this be seen as normal, or would I be going too far? Why?

Then came..

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