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16.06.2025 00:38

Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Why does Islam give a bad vibe?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
In what circumstances might a chaperone be appropriate for a medical examination?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Hillary thinks we must censor or "we lose total control". Why does she demand total control?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
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Then came..
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